Teal Tan Mudds

>>>>[Hi this is Teal, a young Gungan from the beautiful city of Otoh Boo Jada, home of the Bimbas and the Dan Dangas, situatued near Theed. Me livin there wid me parents..justy laugh at me if you please.. but ya know, the familys da place where da strong people cum from, says anybody someday. I`m an Ankura Gungan which don`t mean a lot besides me grows bitty higer than them Otollas an me skin colour is more greeny than reddish.

Me talents are survivin in free nature, trackin and in general justy be mindful..coulda say attentive - but me thinkn you could get dat wrong.. mees not very polite or so. Nonetheless i kinda have a diplomatic nature, perhaps cause meesa not such a goody fighter ? I dunno. If thingys really get badly worse i rely on me legs.. and call them big boyos. But me tells you one thing you shoulda remember - mees no Jar Jar. Even if me nearly crashed a naboo ship.. 'twas just nearly.. and it happened justy one single time. Meesa not knows where dis moon come from - it justy appeared in front of da ship !

So let`s just say mees a scout. Me sometimes worked on some serious missions - like searchn criminals in foreign systems or findin outz whos sellin drugs on da Naboo minin moon.. i thought over how that started and knowsa me remembers: `twas me uncles fault ! His names Yannup Taffel, you may `ve heard of him.. he`s one of da few - or speakin for me.. the only gungan jedi me knows - always on his way through da galaxy wid his Padawan Senyjo, a human - me never understand why he`s taken a human, but dats other story.

One nicy day - we`ve been out fishin trout at da small clearwater lake he sent Senyjo to get something straight.. tink ´twas this criminal thing.. and maybe he realized me longin` or whatever, he told me to accomplish his Padawan. `Twas the very first time me left Naboo and we worked for some high government people...
It went alright and me earned me first money.. so much creds like me never seen before. And 'twas the last mission me not needin stay in hospital on return. I thought it a nice game at taht time but them mission got more n more.. uncomfortable.

One day me Boss, Boss K. Bimbas, made me maxi biggo investigator.. You now Boss Bimbas is me direct Boss, me Clans Boss and Boss Nass, whom you all knows, is our big Boss. Me was very happy 'bout this Maxi Biggo rank.. me even was proud which is a dangerous sin.. cauz in the end we`re all just fishy food.. but the thingy is, that da real warriors 'round me don`t give a lot 'bout that.

And they are right.. for mees a joung gungan with not much combat experience and me never passed da warriors initiatory rite which means fighting against Tan Tal Boo, the Colo Clawfishy. Me knows how to handle a blaster, but thats not real right weapon for da underwater combat - which is the most meaninful to usn - for dis ultimate fight you have to be a Cesta masta, whom mees not. So i can understand dem laughin at me..

I`m in need of a experienced gungan to teach me the cesta and all da important warrior stuff, for i once want to really belong to me boyos and fight wid them when trouble comes around. Me wanna be a real soldya of the grand army. What 'bout yous ?]<<<<<<<<

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>>>>[Naboo, 90 Meter unter NN. Zwei Leute in einem verf***** U-boot, dessen Turbinen nach Absetzen einer auf 90sek. getimten Bombe (zur Vernichtung außerirdischer Organismen) ausfielen. Woah. Heldenhaft sterben ?

Der Vorgesetzte meines Teamkollegen (Kai Thelgar, honourguard marine corps) teilte uns mit, man könne die Bombe manuell entschärfen.. sofern man in 90 Metern Tiefe ohne Tauchausrüstung überleben würde. Aber hey.. ich bin ein Gungan und somit sehr tauchfähig und tell you what.. ich hab` es irgendwie geschafft !
Hinterher bemerkte ich, dass wir währenddessen von einem 10 Meter langen Seemonster begutachtet wurden, das kurz danach Teile der Außenhülle fraß..

Ich sage Dir, das war alles Sabotage... ich hab` es von Anfang an gewußt und es stellte sich nachher auch raus: jemand hatte einen Virus in das Computersystem des U-Boots geschleust, welcher bei Aktivierung des Zeitzünders die Turbinen lahmlegte.. Ausserdem ist ein Kopfgeld auf uns ausgesetzt. Kaaduukacke !]<<<<<<<<

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